smulge-te din viata mea

azi am fost sa mancam. multa multa lume. ne asezam, comandam, ne uitam in jur, analizam (toata lumea o face, in mod inconstient). cei mai multi erau imbracati in negru, gri sau bleumarin. incruntati. ii spun ce vad. se uita, nu-i vine sa creada. imi povesteste cum, mai demult, i-a facut unui tip incruntat un smiley in aer ca sa zambeasca si cica ar fi zambit. se gandeste si-mi zice sa facem un test. cand plecam, pana la tramvai sa zambim pe strada oricui se uita la noi, sa vedem ce se-ntampla. eu incep de-acum. e o tipa care cumpara prajituri si e cam suparata. uite!! trasura cenusaresei, niste fotbalisti si o racheta sau ceva de pus pe tort. chiar daca le-ar vedea tot suparata ar fi ca ea n-a avut asa ceva cand era mica, ca ai ei n-au avut bani si cacat. da frate stiu si?! hai uita-te la ea si zambeste sa vedem ce face! ma uit da' ea crede ca radem de ea sau ceva, se uita urat. noi zambim, ea e what the fuck?! hai frate zambeste ce cacat!! mama ce oameni. ce e ma te-a sunat iubitu si ti-a zis ca nu se poate intalni azi cu tine si de suparare bagi prajituri in tine. razi dracu c-a cazut aia!! straight face. uite frate tipu ala cu barba sta acolo cu ala-n verde de cand am venit noi si n-a schitat nimic, isi bea cafeaua acolo si fumeaza si nimic. ba zambeste dreacu la un copil, la o baba, la o tiganca cu busuioc!! cat am stat acolo n-am vazut pe nimeni care sa rada, sa zambeasca sau sa nu fie dracu incruntat. plecam. punem in aplicare planu. dintre toti oamenii care s-au uitat la noi in timp ce eram cu gurile pan la urechi ca retardatii, unul singur ne-a zambit inapoi si ne-a zis si multumesc. tipu care canta la vioara in fata la kfc. cum frate?? cum zicea poetu "am rupt din vise uscate forme mari si colorate pentru haina mea" sa ma-mbrac maine cu ea ca sa nu fiu ca voi.




































































































--please keep a straight face if you can. thanks.

they still call me junior. it's mr hughes now!!

the aviator. again working with martin scorsese. also with cate (fuckin amazing, i'm speechless and really starting to believe she's good. i think she'll be next on the marathon list), kate beckinsale (which was awful, as usual), john c reilly (unnoticeable, but good), one of the baldwins, alan alda and ian holm. i didn't quite understand the meaning of jude law's character. maybe it's some sort of abstract thing i don't have the ability to understand.

dark hair is not good for his health.


dicaprio: now you made what, $5200 a year at your last job? i'll pay you $10.000.
reilly: i guess i'll be working twice as hard..
dicaprio: you'll be working four times as hard. i just got you at half price.

dicaprio: now look some of those folks still call me junior. you tell them it's mr hughes now.

start them uuuuup!!

mr mayer: jesus christ, sonny!
dicaprio: howard.
mr mayer: howard. lemme give you a little advice huh? why don't you take your oil money..
dicaprio: ..drill bits.
mr mayer: all right, take your drill bit money and put it in the bank.
dicaprio: mhm?
mr mayer: because if you continue making the movie the way that you are there isn't gonna be a distributor who would wanna distribute it..
dicaprio: mm!
mr mayer: ..you're not gonna find anybody who wants to see the movie..
dicaprio: mhm..
mr mayer: ..and you're not gonna have any more oil money.
dicaprio: mmm!

find me some clouds!


war postponed. no clouds.

cate: ha! men can't be friends with women, howard! they must possess them or leave them be. it's a primitive urge from cavemen days.


cate: i sweat and you're deaf. aren't we a fine pair of misfits?

dicaprio: i go to a hot-dog stand on la cienega too. they're open till about 4.
cate: are they? how marvelous!

cate: i hope your food isn't gettin cold at your table somewhere or something.
johnny: no no no. we're here all night. don't worry!

jude: i'm a tasmanian bastard, you ignorant prick!


mrs hepburn: we don't care about money here mr hughes.
dicaprio: (loud) well that's cause you have it.

ian holm: let us commence by calling this.. mammary exhibit number one.

show me all the blueprints. (fuckin genius!)

senator: would you ask him to return?
dicaprio: ... no.. i don't think i will.
senator: will you try to have him return?
dicaprio: ... no.. i don't think i'll try.

the dicaprio faces:


1. smart-ass
2. anger
3. emotion
4. stupor
5. deep thinking
6. pain
7. acceptance
8. arrogance

--

romeo + juliet, titanic - 6 hours of hysterical laughter, you'll see.
the departed - never saw it.
hope to finish it on the 11th of nov.

the pursuit of pleasure

the beach. with "that guy from jeux d'enfants" :)) and dicaprio. and tilda. not his worst movie, as many would say. it's acceptable. good for a boring night. enjoy:

my name is richard. so what else d'you need to know? stuff about my family or where i'm from? none of that matters. not once you cross the ocean and cut yourself loose, looking for something more beautiful, something more exciting and, yes, i admit, something more dangerous.

this is where the hungry come to feed.

like every tourist, you want aaall to be safe, juuust like americaaa.

the only downer is everyone's got the same idea. we all travel thousands of miles just to watch tv and check into somewhere with all the comforts of home.

that island is.. is perfect. i mean.. i mean.. real perfection y'know? i'm not just talkin about "oh that's nice". it's the real fuckin deal okay? perfect.

no offense and all but.. you're fucked in the head right?

- locked out huh?
- yeah.
- lost your key?
- uh-huh.
- bummer.
- yeah, bummer.

when you develop an infatuation for someone, you always find a reason to believe that this is exactly the person for you. it doesn't need to be a good reason. now in the long run, that's just the kind of dumb, irritating habit that would cause you to split up. but in the haze of infatuation, it's just what you've been searching for all these years.


ahahaha ohohoho yeah! oh you europeans are so funny huh? you have such a playful sense of humor! no wonder your comedies conquered the world.

don't you go anywhere!

thank you lord for the twin pillars of civilization: christianity and cricket.

and i said to thee: "i shall provide"!!

right arm over wicket, three balls remaining. is there anyone who still does not understand it?


desire is desire everywhere you go.

1. she's just teasing you.
2. you don't speak french.
3. he speaks french. in fact even better than that..
4. he IS french.
5. he's much better at football.. sorry sorry.. soccer than you.
and 6. you're a bit strange rich.


amazing shark scene. no just kidding. the stupidest ever made. in the history of cinema. followed by the story told by him about how he killed the shark. which was absolutely hilarious:

now before i start, there's just a couple of things you have to remember. number one you have to remain calm. right? number two you have to show no fear because the sharks.. you see, the sharks, they can sense that fear.. just as easily as they can sense blood. and so it went for me.. just as i knew it would, just as nature had ordained. its.. jaw wide open, row upon row of these razor-sharp teeth glinting underwater like jagged diamonds. its tail fin sweeping back and forth as it surged in for the kill. i swear to god my whole life flashed before my eyes. really, i had nothing left to offer except for pure reflex, pure reflex and mankind's basic drive for survival that somehow shouts "NO! I WILL NOT DIE TO-DAY!". and that instant man i knew it was either the shark or me. the shark knew it. i knew it. but geez god.. it's nothing personal right? y'know it's just the way the world works. right? it's nature. but.. if i remember correctly.. in that last glimmer of its eyes, there was a moment between us where he said "hey richard man.. enjoy your dinner". (sunt sub scaun)

smell it! it's a part of me! i am becoming a fish richard! ordinary soap for ordinary people is a waste of time. i need something toxic, something industrial. okay?

get better or die. it's the hanging around in between that really pisses people off.

pay them in dollars, fuck their daughters and turn it into wonderland.

love, like grief, tends to fade away and be replaced by something more exciting.

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tried to watch titanic. the first 2 hours took me a week. also, if you pay attention and listen closely, you'll discover that titanic is a comedy. not a great one, but a comedy till the very end. will prove my theory after i've seen it all. but for now..:

rose: how cold?
jack: freezing.. maybe a couple degrees over. you ever-a.. ever been to wisconsin?
rose: what?!
jack: well they have some of the coldest winters around. i grew up there in chippewa falls. i remember when i was a kid me and my father we went ice-fishing out on lake wissota. ice-fishing is y'know where you..
rose: i know what ice-fishing is!!
jack: sorry. you just seem like, y'know, kind of an indoor girl. (makes that face, which is hilarious)

also..

rose: d'you know of dr freud mr ismay? his ideas about the male preoccupation with size might be of particular interest to you.
ismay: freud? who is he? is he a passenger?

--to be continued...

catch me if you can. dicaprio, hanks, walken, martin sheen, amy adams and jennifer garner (which was just wrong). dicaprio was 28 acting 16-22. which shouldn't be possible on this planet.


amdursky: d'you mind if i ask you a question agent hanratty? how come you're so serious all the time?
hanratty: does it bother you mr amdursky?
amdursky: yeah. yeah it does bother me.
hanratty: does it bother you mr fox?
fox: a little i guess.
hanratty: well would you like to hear me tell a joke?
amdursky: yeah! yeah we'd love to hear a joke from you.
hanratty: knock knock.
amdursky: who's there?
hanratty: go fuck yourselves.

brenda: frank stop teasing me. you're frank connors. you're frank connors and you're 28 years old.

--name the owner of those teeth or pay the forfeit

clear the streets of silent armies

dicaprio, daniel day-lewis, cameron diaz, john c. reilly, brendan gleeson (in bruges), stephen graham. somehow, i'd always imagine dicaprio with cameron diaz. they seem to click.
nice ost. first fight reminds me of the 5th element, the scene where lilo learns about wars.


you may need this to cross the river.

- is that man drunk?
- dead as good friday miss.

bill: you can build your filthy world without me.

- what d'you have in mind?
- i don't know. i think maybe we should hang someone.
- who?
- no one important necessarily. an average man will do. back-alley amusers with no affiliations.
- how many?
- three or four.
- which?
- four.


reverend: regular services are held at the church at 6 and 8.
dicaprio: go to hell.

now that was bloody shakespearian.

bill: why don't you burn him? see if his ashes turn green.

we aim, we fire, you die

sharon stone, gene hackman, russell crowe, dicaprio. also with kevin conway (looking for richard), gary sinise (sinister would have suited him better) and keith david. some say sharon stone kicks ass. she doesn't.

keith david: sergeant cantrell.
barkeep: how d'you spell that?
keith david: correctly.

hey look girls there he is!!!


dicaprio:
damn am i fast!
am i fast or sweden's just a very small place?
is it possible? is it possible to improve on perfection??
shit that was fast..

dicaprio: did i get him?
stone: yeah kid you got him.
dicaprio: did i kill him?
stone: you were so fast kid..
dicaprio: oh i don't wanna dieeee (=)))

the prince and the pauper. total cliché.

didn't remember a lot of things about this movie. dicaprio, jeremy irons, john malkovich, gerard depardieu, gabriel byrne (in treatment), peter sarsgaard (flightplan), but most importantly ladies and gentlemen mister huuuugh laurieeeee. it must be the man in the iron mask!

such a bad movie. bad acting, awful script and idea. english+french+american taking place in france does not equal success. it equals total flop. also, dicaprio looks like the beast when they brushed his hair.


worst movie ever made. i wonder what was jeremy irons thinking..

dicaprio: why should my people feel anything but pride and contentment?
laurie: of course your majesty. i'm sure they are content. and proud! but they are also starving.
(let them eat cake. hihi.)

dicaprio: once a musketeer always a musketeer huh? (lame. so lame.)

laurie: but majesty that food is spoiling. that's why it wasn't sent to the army.
dicaprio: then you must hurry.
laurie: ..what an excellent idea your majesty.

malkovich: whatever the plan, i am with you.
(later)
malkovich: that is your plan?? exchanging one for the another?? it's ludicrous!
(very strong american accent. very very wrong!!)

depardieu: i'm going to hang myself as soon as i'm sober. (me too. as soon as this ends.)

dicaprio: i wear the mask. it does not wear me. (pfff =)) dupa ce s-a cacat atata pa el ca vai nu ma baga la loc in masca mai bine ma omori, acu o stapaneste! uuu!!)

also:
era ta-su baaa!
soap-opera digest rated this movie no 1 on its top 3 all-time fav soap-operas. no 2 and 3 were titanic and jeux d'enfants, in no particular order. "cap ou pas cap?!" vs "you jump i jump".
frequently used reaction no 1: oh neu!
frequently used reaction no 2: applause!!